- monsters are real
- the fart monster is a beautiful girl in disguise
- dinosaurs arent real anymore and they died a million years ago
- the hat man is real
- fman122 is real
- john doe is real
- you have to put on dry shampoo the day before you need the dry shampoo so that it works
- jane doe ISNT real (girls cant hack)
- spotify doesnt have a system doing the next song thing theres a guy in every spotify office manually changing the song you listen to every time and he reallt doesny like it when you loop a song cuz he has to hear the song too
- the perfect girl does not exist.
thanks everyone for reading leave some more things the world needs to realize