so i went to the store to get some bananas and i found these super fancy bunches with lil hats on them and i was all like OMG WAT IS THIS ABOUT and then i was like wait these are for costume parties and i was so embarrassed because i was wearing my pjs and slippers and i went to the register and the cashier was like hey girl what up and i was like hey yourself and then i realized that the cashier was actually my childhood crush from summer camp and i was like OMG OMG and then he’s like hey do you want to hang out later and i was like OMG YES and then i totally forgot about the bananas i came for so i guess i’ll come back tomorrow to get them if they’re still there LOL