what if everything was made of cheese? not only cheese, but like, everything. not even just food, but buildings and cars and planes and like clothes and toys and shit. and not just regular cheese either, but like, the GOOD cheese. the sharp cheddar kind. and not only could you eat it, but it’d be soft and gooey, like it’s supposed to be. and you could have as much as you wanted, because it’d just keep regenerating, because, hey, it’s cheese. it’s alive, man! imagine the possibilities. and the best part? you wouldn’t have to share it with anyone, because there’d be so much of it, everyone could have their own personal stash. you could even barter with it, trade it for other things you might want. wouldn’t that be awesome?